Here you are, minding your own business with some of your best friends, enjoying the leftover scraps buried in the filth of your cave, when you hear a human curse as they knock some rocks free. Hopeful that this newcomer will mean an opportunity for new delicacies, you creep over to the entrance of the cave. And then you hear the most terrifying words you’ve ever heard—words spoken of in legend. You though they were just a myth to scare young kobolds into obedience: “I just need a few XP to hit level 20. There better be some kobolds down there!”